Tuesday, January 26, 2010

When the Cunny-Kanni sistahs met!


I’d like to begin this post by thanking all of you (you know who you are) who responded with a word of comfort, through chat, emails, sms-es and calls in response to my last post. Life’s always about both the good and the bad. The post was perhaps to an extent about the bad, but your responses reminded me about the good :-) Thanks a ton!

This post is about me (Kanni) meeting up with Cunny sistah. Those in Blog Samaj will know instantly what this is all about. For the uninitiated, this is about my meeting with one of my darling blog buddies Crafty – blog sister is more like it :D
If reading about such meetings bore you, then kindly move on or wait for my next post! :P

This is part 1 of a two-series post.

To set the context: I had once before been to the commercial capital of the country but while I had been relatively free that time, Crafty had been neck-deep in work [as usual]. Hence the meeting never took place.


This time round, the feisty little one was determined not to miss out and watched like a hawk out for my return to the city, pounced on me the day after I reached back! :D OK I am getting ahead of myself.




On a fine Monday morning while I was in office, I received her sms announcing from ten miles away that she would be free that evening. Fortunately for me I was free that day and we finally planned to meet. Adding to the excitement was Dhiren who kept popping up like a jack-in-the-box in gmail every 5 mins with provocative statements like: She better not give you dhoka, tell her I told you so! :D



Finally towards evening, as my work got delayed, our plan to meet by 7pm got shifted to 8pm. Crafty sms-ed me asking me to let her know what time I leave office. For some reason although I did receive the sms, it completely skipped my mind. Worried that I was getting late, I left in a hurry. On the way I got Vimmuuu's call and by the time it ended I received an ambigious sms which said: “I’m here now. Will be here till you leave.” The last part confused me. Somehow I felt that she had reached the venue and she was waiting for me … but till I leave? I anyway replied saying: “I m on my way, almost reached.”




The panicked sms I received in response got me giggling. “OMG U LEFT? Complete kalippu! I thot you would sms me before that. Now I am coming, hang on!” (not exact wording, but something to that effect!). I reached a good 15-20 mins ahead of her at the venue and waited patiently, by which time I took a short walk around the marketplace and took a look at all the shops. Fortunately since her office wasn’t that far, she reached soon after. The closest landmark was a KFC and we promised to meet in front of that.




I was crossing the road when a Crafty- like looking female passed in front of me. I paused, trying to identify whether or not this was the person. I wasn’t completley sure. Then I decided to walk behind her quietly. :D (I enjoyed this bit!) By the time she started to cross the road to reach KFC I was sure this was her. I got slowed down by a few steps, by which time she already reached the entrance, picked her mobile and started calling. My phone started ringing. By then I was sure sure! :D I did not pick the phone, walked straight across to her and tapped her on the shoulder. She whirled around. We stared at each with identically idiotic grins.




And both of started talking at once. I explained to her how I had seen her from a little before, but followed her quietly all the same. Her response to that was a good dose of abundant laughter… and I must admit, she’s got the most infectious laughter on the planet :-)


“So where do we sit?” she finally asked.


“How about the CCD down the block?” I suggested.


She stared at me. “There’s a CCD here? Are you sure?”


I nodded. “Yup I just saw it.”


She stared some more with a funny expression on her face. “Er…ok. You come all the way from Delhi and you teach ME that there’s a CCD here? Um…!”


I burst out laughing!




Finally we walked into a nearby Barista. Our diet consisted of two rich chocolate shakes, one cheesy veg sandwich and one chocolate cheesecake. Calorie heaven. “There goes my diet,” she sighed. I blinked at her: “You actually follow a diet?” LOL


The funniest part came to where she tried to be the good host. I was perfectly happy with sharing the amount, or better yet, treating her. But she wouldn’t hear of it. She snatched her purse and ran to the counter before I could search for my own purse. “I don’t want to see your wallet!” she declared. Yep. Famous last words.

The amount came to Rs. 426/-. And Ms Good Host did not have the entire amount with her in cash. The guy at the counter looked at her politely and announced: “We don’t accept cards.” Crafty stared at the guy in shock: “What?! Oh no!”


“I’ll pay,” I quickly suggested. “No! NO! I HAVE the money!” she started looking frantically through her purse for more change. By then I had started laughing.


Crafty (wailing in despair): “Why don’t you accept cards?!”


Guy at the counter: “Er…!”


Me: ROFL!




I finally paid the remaining amount and we settled down to eat.


We talked about everything under the Sun… including Vimal’s upcoming marriage, about how I couldn’t meet Crafty last time round, where I was managing to stay this time round… everything!


And of course, so much of blog samaj and all you guys!!! :-)




Time flew. And then… my phone started ringing. We both looked down and saw the name of the caller…

To be continued…

40 comments:

Smitha said...

You guys met!!!! I can imagine how it must have been like :)

Crafty's sms trick is real cool - have to try that sometime :)

And what is this Ash? You have made this a series as well??? Now we have to wait for the next post to know what happens next? :)

Sakshi said...

Oh ho...so Crafty is well and running around cashiers?? Thank god for that coz I thought her boss keeps her locked up in office...sobs!!

Wow so you guys met at last and the more funny parts are coming up next? I could only speak to Crafty while I was in India and that too when she called I was lying on a bench in an amusement park all giddy from a stupid ride. I was seeing everything upside down from that vintage point and on the verge of puking...sigh!!!

Solilo said...

Aha! at last you published the meeting of Kanni and Cunny sisters. Two cutie pies of blog-o-sphere. Any pictures? (blurred bhi chalega) :)

Was waiting for this since the time you mentioned. Love reading all your meet-ups.

Crafty bachcha didn't have enough cash and they didn't take card? How dare they? Why didn't you tell that you are part of hafta vasooli gang. See..this is why I always tell you to visit such places in Red lungi and red shirt. Koi nahi..next time khallaas.

Ash, at least you could have scared those guys with your undakann. Hehehehe bhagoooo.

Waiting for part-2. Hmm..who was it Vimmu the devil? Or was it Dosakuttapan? BTW did you meet him yet?

Solilo said...

Ente Ash kutty, ithellaam onn eduthondu wordpress-lott varu.. :D

5 min work. Boom!

Swaram said...

Ahh finally ...ws waiting for this post since when Crafty mentioned u ppl met :)

Ash, u want to keep us waiting even for this one :( But plssss, don't take too long :P

Whose call ws it ... OG ;)

I will remember to carry lotz of cash with me in case we land up @ that Barista. Thanks for the pointer :P :P

scarlet pimpernel said...

" Sorry sir only cash " ;-0
happens to me all the time
I end up shouting " Why cant you put up a sign ? "

കൊള്ളാം നല്ല ബ്ലോഗ്‌ . എനിക്ക് ഇഷ്ടപ്പെട്ടു.

hitch writer said...

Now, how I loved reading this.. I had a smile all the time on my face and I could imagine all the expressions of you both as I went through this description !!!!!! Sigh... I should have been there too... !!!!!!!

It was all going well till... well... err... !

Ashwathy said...

@Smitha
Crafty's sms trick?? LOL

haha yes Smithus, there has to be some novelty ... wait for the concluding bit ;-)


@Sakshi
ROFL!! What a way to make a conversation!
well yes I had to hijack crafty for that much time to get her out! u cant see her without prior appointments these days :D

@Solilo
will send pic dont worry :-)
haha we should have all marched in as the Al-Shabab gang and they would have had to allow Crafty to pay by card!

entha solilo madam... vallapozhum ente blog nokkikoode? too lazy? keeping on depending on reader for WP? :D
yes yes, WAIT for the ending!!

Ashwathy said...

@Swaram
ROFL!! yes yes pls carry more cash with u ;-)

haha u'll have to wait for the finale... hopefully not tooooo long :D


@Scarlet pimpernel
put up a sign that says: "We dont accept cards?" :P lol...


@hitchwriter
what do u mean, 'wish i was there'??? but u were there na!!!! :D :D :D LOL

Crafty Shines said...

@ Ash / Kanni Sistah!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! The post is up!!!!!! :D :D :D
It was an eventful meeting!!! And that card payment goof-up! Chey!!!!!!

LOL@ my sms of “OMG U LEFT?!” I hurried my colleague who was to leave with me… I had told her a minute ago, “take ur time, my blog friend hasn’t left work yet…and after your sms, I yelled loudly, “AIYOOO!!!!! PACK UP FAST!!! My friend has almost reached!!!!!!!!!”

Hehehe!! She’s used to these outbursts by now! :P

And u following me thinking if it was me or not!! Tee heeeeeeeeee!!! It was a perfect first meeting, no? I like the little goof-ups in meetings!! :P

and the end after the phone call was even more stalle kalippu!! Will get it ready soon enough!!

The Post Merger Acquisition!!!!!! Hurrayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! :D

Hugssssssssssssss!!!! Loved the narration Kanni sis!

Crafty Shines said...

infectious laughter?

:D :D :D

hugssssssssssssssss!!!!

Crafty Shines said...

@ Smithu: tee hee! It was fun meeting up! Now when do u plan to come down???
SMS trick?! What trick smithu?! In fact, I was the one who was stunned!!! Chey chey!! This girl forgets to tell me that she left work and I was chilling out passing time thinking she is still at office! Ee Kanni sisinnde oru kaaryam!!! *rolling eyes*
:D smithu! U will LOVE the next part! Muahs!!!


@ Sakshi: TIGHT HUGS!! Yeah, am running around cashiers singing the legendary song that goes “why oh why won’t you accept my card?!”.
There’s just one more part to this meet…and is it funny? Hell, YES!!!! *evil smile*

LOL @ lying on the bench! We still managed to talk for quite a while! And u know, we can safely say our first talk on the phone was eventful…erm.. at least for you! :P :P :P

Crafty Shines said...

@ Don Soli: HAIL THE DON SOLI!!! Lungi-kasam, we shud have worn the red shirt and lungi, no? *repenting* yes yes! When u come down…. The cashier will not even want cash!! FOOD WILL BE FREE!!!
*shines her hafta vasooli membership badge*
Who was the caller? Tee hee heeeeeeeeee! U are gonna LOVE it Soli!!!! Borrowing ur laughter here – Muahahahahahahahah!!!! :D :D :D


@ Ash: Kanni pengale!! Don Soli paryenuthu ansarikyu!!! Wordpress-illeki shift cheyu!!!! :D

Crafty Shines said...

@ Swaroo sis: hugssssss! :D yes, pliss to wait for the second part, we assure you… its worth the wait! And who was the caller? That’s even more worth the wait!! Tee hee heeeeeeeeee!!!! :D
ROFL! They usually accept cards, but that day their swipe machine was not working! Sheeesh!!!!


@ Hitchu: Sigh! Yeah, u should have been there too Hobbes, but no worries…. We have that sorted, don’t we?! Tee hee heeeee! :P :P :P hugsssssss!

mindspace said...

Hie girls.. interesting meeting there :)
i am sure the call was from hitchy :P n then did he stay on the phone to be with you girls? on loudspeaker or something.. knowing him, its quite possible :D..
i was also about 'this' much far from meeting crafty this time when i was in mumbai.. there will have to be a second time for us too...

ok, so waiting for part II of this fun meeting!!

~Tara

Ashwathy said...

@Cunny sis
yessss the perfect first meeting!! :D :D

damn... did not use the 'Post Merger Acquisition'...forgot actually. but now i dont think its necessary rite?!

@mindspace/Tara
yes interesting meeting alright! :P
LOL yes pls wait for the 2nd half rather than killing the suspence now ;-)

Doli said...

hehehheheh :) nice way you both met up! the part abt Crafty not having enuf cash was really funny! i imagine how embarassed she must have felt!

Deeps said...

So you two met,wow! How wonderful! LOL at how you followed crafty and how she whirled around!

I'm feeling so so J here! All you guys are meeting up with each other left right and center and I'm left wishing when my turn will come :((

Cant wait to read the second part. You put a 'to be continued' just like one of those thriller series..clever girl!!

Are we supposed to guess who the caller is?? :D

Sakshi said...

Aur kaun ho saktha hai?? wonly one person will call while you guys are eating at a restaurant ...definitely Dhiren Bhai callingsss.... *the mrgreen smiley here especially for hitchy*

hitch writer said...

Geez... !

Ashwathy said...

@Doli
hehe :D I thot she wud beat me up for actually writing abt it, but then its too funny to avoid re!!

@Deeps
u dont wait for ur turn, u just go ahead and make plans. the rest follows!! :D :D thats how it did for me! and for me all my travel co-incided, so well and good!
hehe yes its a two-part series so i cudnt finish it all at one go!!
of course u can try n guess who the person is!


@Sakshi
ROFL!! I like the way u equated the situation with the person! :D

@hitchy
Ur reputation for food is preceding u... better watch out ;-) LOL

Smitha said...

Knock knock -am waiting for the next part :)

vimmuuu said...

There is a part two for this post ?? Godd !!! Hope it doesnt turn out to be like the Cross border tag !! :D

Btw, when did I call you ? I dont remember doing that for months now ! :D :D :D ohh, did I return your call ?? By all means, it should be that way ! :D

Crafty was neck deep in work ??? I think I asked this before too ! Would someone please tell me if shes working as an ostrich ???

You all met in front of KFC and then decided to go to CCD and finally ended up at Baristas ! Cool !!! ;)

and I cant believe you actually fell for her trick of getting you pay the bill !!! Thats a very common trick, ashwathy !! :D

and you HAD to discuss about my wedding over there too ! Chey chey !!!

your phone started ringing, huh? Im sure its one of your dads bodyguards who were behind us when we met !! :D :D

Sunshinesafar said...

LOL! I hopped over from Crafty's! First time on your blog :) I'm a newbie blogger and these meets and all are like wishful thinkin! you guys are so lucky!

masood said...

But what happened to CCD? How come you guys ended at Barista? :p

Crafty, you went to meet up with less than 500 bucks in your pocket? If we meet up, carry a thousand! :D

Nice post, Ashwathy. Waiting for part 2..........

umsreflections said...

Hey !!! Girls meeting !!! Shld hv been great fun !!!!

Absolutely love ur dramatisation effect, Ash !!!! LOL :lol:

So, who is this caller ????? Pl post soon.

Smita said...

If am not wrong you guys met up at Linking Road!! Don't tell me that you didn't buy even one footwear? Even the shops right in front of Barista didn't tempt you??? Tcch!! Tcch!! Last time I had met a fren there I was busy at crossword and made a maj dent in my waller while buying some shoes later :D

Anyways looks like an interesting meet!!! Waiting for part 2!!!

Ashwathy said...

@Smitha
coming up in a couple of days!! :D be patient! give everyone a chance to read this!


@vimmuuu
FINALLY u commented!!! :D :D
Nooooo no cross border tag!! LOL one like that was good enough. It's anyway stuck half-way at Indy's!! :p
hehe finally u admit it... yes yes u were calling me back of course!! allathe pinne! :P
trust u to notice where we went to eat!! LOL... this vs that vs the other one :P
Crafty sis... look at what he says abt the bill trick... LOL! she's going to rip u apart!
dad's bodyguards!! OMG! ROFL!! :D :D poor paneer butter masala... why do u have to insult him so much?


@Sunshinesafar
welcome to my blog :-)
lucky, yes. to have friends like this :-) as far as meeting is concerned, it goes according to plan! bas!

Ashwathy said...

@masood
hehe becoz i wasnt sure myself which side the CCD was.. i just remembering seeing it SOMEWHERE! :P
LOL yea now she'll carry all the cash she can get, when she goes to meet friends at barista and everywhere else :P hehe
Part 2 coming up soon! :-)


@umsreflections
hehe dramatisation?? u ain't seen nothing yet baby!!! :D :D wait for part 2!!! right, Crafty sis???


@Smita
jesus christ!! woman, u know bombay well dont u??!! i m in shock lol... and u made that out just becoz of the KFC, barista and CCD all at one place! nice work :-)
nope we are going shopping for chappals and every other crap soon! :D :D

Smita said...

lol!! To be honest No I don't know Mumbai really well! But I know places that interest me i.e. Linking Road, Colaba Causeway & Fort :D It is all about shopping girl :P

Ashwathy said...

@Smita
but of course!!! :D :D
Now I know whom to ask for advice!! ;-)

kanagu said...

That's how the fun when we first meet.. not sure how they look.. :D :D

ROFL... @ we don't accept cards,... when I meet crafty I will tell her to take enough cash before treating me.. LOL... :D :D

are you sure crafty was only in neck deep work????? I thought her workload is above her head.. :P :P

Anyway I know about the suspense caller.. so no suspense for me... :( :(

Ashwathy said...

@kanagu
haha crafty was buried in work... I manage to extricate and free her for a couple of hours!! thats all! :D :D

and yes u know the 2nd part. phew! good thing u told that this late, otherwise ppl wud have been after ur life to reveal the suspence! :D

go read it at crafty's blog!

Destination Infinity said...

You both should consider yourselves lucky even to have been possible to meet during a week day! In certain places (read CBE), they work 6 days a week and after that I sleep on the entire sunday!!

Destination Infinity

Indyeah said...

One says she is my dawter and the other my KRS(dont try to figure out the family tree readers...*sigh* Crafty is already on the job)

and YET YET have I seen any pic of the two? have I? Have I?
*mopes*

*Indy goes incommunicado till moping is complete*

and no! no sane comments till you know what :((

Indyeah said...

*twiddling thumbs wondering if she should write or create some more drama*


hmmmmm.....hard to keep all the words inside after reading the two accounts...so you gals had better hurry up:P

Badz said...

Your rendevous sounds exciting.

Me jealous now. ;-)

Bless you crafty they didn't accept card. How can a place like that not accept card??
*Tut tut tut*

Glad you guys had fun. And god bless the blog samaj. :-)

Ashwathy said...

@Destination Infinity
I work Saturdays too... except that its from home :P from my laptop!!


@Indyeah
u saw it now na :-) no more complaints!!


@Badz
touchwood! :-)

Indyeah said...

yep saw:)) and u both look like cutiepies:)

((hugs)))
god bless you both:)))and the sistah bond:D

Ashwathy said...

@Indyeah
thanks hun!! ((hugs)) :-)
yes touchwood!